Least Competent People
A 24-year-old woman was hospitalized in April in Nassau County, N.Y., after her boyfriend, tossing sticks to his dog, decided to toss his knife, instead, but the knife's handle loop caught on a finger when he flung it, and it snapped back, lodging in the woman's neck. She corroborated the story, and the man was not criminally charged. (An officer asked him, "When you threw the knife, what did you expect the dog to do?") [New York Post, 4-8-05]
Thinning the Herd.
According to police in Lake City, Mich., the plan of the 19-year-old man in March was to stab himself lightly in the chest, call 911, and blame the "attack" on a neighbor with whom he had been feuding, but he handled it badly and bled to death. [Cadillac (Mich.) News, 3-22-05]
I found the stories here. Check it out (if, like me, you are amused by other people's idiocy, and/or consider it the highest form of entertainment).
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1 comment:
Stupid people are such fun, aren't they? *grin*
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