Greyhound

Prohibited Items for Checked Baggage

Acids, ammunition, animals (Why would you bring an animal to be checked under the bus? "Ma'am, I have to take Spot - He ate my homework."), combustible liquids, compressed gases, CORPSES (Are you shitting me??? They had to actually say it???), cremated remains, explosives, firearms of all types, fireworks, flammable liquids, furniture, hazardous materials (poisons, radioactive materials, etc.), materials with a disagreeable odor (Disagreeable to who?), matches, merchandise for resale, protruding articles, or any unsecured articles including those in plastic or paper bags are prohibited.

Electronic equipment (television, stereos, etc.), film (flammable), and perishable items (food) may be sent using Greyhound PackageXpress with appropriate packing. Items such as money and prescription medication may not be checked as baggage and are to be carried in the customer's possession.

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