Sunday, October 03, 2004

Interviews

There should be interviews/trial runs for sex. It should be earned. Worked for. I am not talking about just charm. I mean, they should prove their skills are worthy. Think of how many lame experiences could have been avoided.
"You just don't do it for me. Get out. Don't call. Don't try again. I will say no. You had your chance. Next!"
Auditions. That's the word for it. I should hold auditions. My people will call your people kind of thing.
Of course, after a line of 'Get out' guys, I may be completely disillusioned with sex and become a nun or something. Can non-virgins become nuns? Nevermind, I wouldn't look good wearing the outfit required---especially having to wear it everyday....


2 comments:

vincent said...

*Imagines countless hopefuls lined up for blocks*

~J~ said...

so close to the truth....