I've been tagged!!!

Okay, I've been tagged by Cricket.

I have to pick five things to be. *laugh* Girl, don't you know I take pride in not doing anything??

If I could be a crash-test dummy... I would enjoy the hell out of my job. Imagine. Drive really really fast, and not having to worry about crashing cuz that's what I'm supposed to do. Wonder if they are hiring?

If I could be a designer... I would make clothes for all body types. One of my biggest pet peeves is the people that wear the wrong clothes. No matter your size or shape, you could always find flattering clothing. I want to be a designer that takes over the world. Anyone want to join me?

If I could be a missionary... I wouldn't make them accept Christ before giving them food. I would try to teach by example, instead of threats.

If I could be a hooker... I would have way more money than I do now. I would be one of the highest paid hookers around. I think the more PC term for what I would be is 'escort'. Nah, fuck PC.

If I could be Santa Claus... I would enforce that 'Naughty or Nice' rule. Why the hell would I bestow gifts on the brats?

Okay, I'm tagging GodHatesKittens, Raven, and Vincent.


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(You get to answer any five of these and then add your own occupations)

If I could be a cabinet maker (~J~)
If I could be a synchronized swimmer (~J~)
If I could be a statistician (cricket)
If I could be a veterinarian (cricket)
If I could be a crash-test dummy (cricket)
If I could be a pilot (cricket)
If I could be a NASCAR driver (cricket)
If I could be a music executive (The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a grandparent(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a computer hacker(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a professional basketball player(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a Customer Service Representative(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be an artist
If I could be a marketing director
If I could be a nanny
If I could be a psychic
If I could be an emergency medical technician
If I could be a firefighter
If I could be a designer
If I could be a policeman/woman
If I could be a teacher
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer(by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep(by laine)
If I could be a masseuse(by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver(by Brian)
If I could be a priest(by Brian)
If I could be the Sheriff Of Nottingham(Karen)
If I could be a dancer(Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus(Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show(Dawn)
If I could be a magician(Dawn)
If I could be a rich man
If I could be perfect
If I could be a comedian