Yep. That's right. On my ass.
It gets better. I was roller skating at the time.
I only fell once, but it was hard enough to make my ass go numb. Very weird skating with a numb ass. I don't recommend it.
I know this isn't that strange. It is highly unusual for me though. I just don't fall. I never noticed it until the Husband (L) said something. We were walking the dogs - over a year ago - and I fell. He thought that was the first time I fell in the entire time he had known me (which was 12 yrs. at the time).
Lately though, the ground and I are coming in contact with one another quite a bit. Like in the last month or two. I am SO sick of it.
I fell off the bottom of my stairs a couple weeks ago. I live here! I know the stairs - up, down, backwards, forwards, sideways, inside, and out. But I just missed a step or my foot slipped... I don't remember.
That's the other thing! I can usually remember details of shit I did. That way I can go back and analyze it. How else will I learn from my mistakes? But with this falling thing, I can't remember the details. On skates, I know it was a bunch of converging factors all at once, but I can't remember what they were. What the hell is wrong with me?
Any shrinks/doctors/hypnotists in the house?
Now L is gone for the entire weekend, and I have to walk the dogs. I am terrified I will get re-injured. My tailbone is still slowing me down. I do not want to fall on it again.
That also meant no nookie before he left. There wasn't any possible way without hurting me.
I'm a tough chick, but this falling thing is f**king my world up!
Peace out.
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owowowowowow...i'm a weeble, myself. i wobble a lot, but i usually don't fall down. every once in a while though? i go through phases where i land on my ass more often than not. couple months ago...ohhhh, i'm so glad the dog was the only witness. i go tear-assing through the kitchen from the laundry room, laundry basket out in front of me, bottom of it pointing out. go flying into the hallway to the bedroom, misjudge the laundry basket protrusion, and hit the doorjam. *bam* bounce off the doorjam FLAT onto my ass. stayed there a moment just to enjoy the crushing shame...lol...hope everything feels better soon!! *hugs* :)
I saw you fall once. It was more of a controlled flop, though, and you were laughing your ass off. ;>
Miss you, lady!
~S
Cricket -
That is too funny! It sounds like a cartoon! I hope you weren't hurt too badly.
Seanachais -
Are you referring to the FF we were at, when I was laying on the path? Thank god for people to help you!! Or some other time?
Yep, that was it ;> Good times.
~S~ -
Those were good times. Next time, we'll have to find somewhere much closer to sit down. :D
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