Every month, I get into a contest with the timing of my body. What can I say? I'm a gamblin' woman.
I have my shower schedule. Everyone has one: every night, every morning, every other day, etc. I'm an every other day-er.
I like to shower after I start bleeding. I try and time it perfectly.
But I swear, every time IT waits me out. Just about every time, I start bleeding after I give in and shower.
This time was no different. I showered at 4:30 this morning. I went to bed, and guess what? Yep. Today is when it decides to show up. Bastard!
I really thought I was going to win this time. My god, I was on the couch for days being sick. I didn't even get up to clear off my bed so I could lay in it. Nope, days of being too weak to do much of anything but be a blob. I should have won.
I swear IT does this on purpose.
That is all.
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2 comments:
Speaking of blobs.
Okay I'm gross.
*laugh* Be as gross as you want. This was a girls only post after all. No male weak stomachs need apply. :D
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