I got this in my email, and wanted to share the wealth.
A priest walks onto the bus, and takes the only remaining seat, next to a rabbi. The rabbi looks up and asks "Did you hear the one about us?" After a good chuckle, and a little small talk, the priest says, "I can understand why you would only want to eat food that was blessed, but I can't beleive that you're not permitted to eat pork!"
The rabbi responds "Actually, when I was about fourteen, I tried a piece of bacon."
"Really," says the priest. "How was it?" "It was ok," he replies, "but not nearly as good as sex."
Get it???
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noo, but i'm pretty dumb :) would u explain?
The Rabbi may not be able to have pork, but the Priest can't have sex. :-)
I get it, the rabbi gets it, but the poor priest doesn't.
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