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I was driving along, just cruising, enjoying myself, enjoying the music I have cranked up...

I see something flying towards me. It's a piece of metal (thin, like an antenna, but still metal).

Picture 'debris' in the movie Twister.

I freak the fuck out, duck, and this thing slams into my windshield.

Now I have two spots of broken glass to look at while driving -- AND one is right in the middle of the driver's vision.

Yes, Cricket, I was having a bizarro day.

In case you haven't guessed already, this was while driving into no-brains-land yesterday.

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