Thursday, March 17, 2005

Great joke I heard tonight

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE? . . .

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy
to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and
asked, "Do you know what it is?" The little boy said, "No, I don't."

The teacher said, "OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants
from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a
piece of Ass!"

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